Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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