Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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