I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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