She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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