I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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