But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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