She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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