u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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