jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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