At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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