her vagina looked like bernie madoff
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
This baby is an asshole
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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