Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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