If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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