used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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