can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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