bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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