Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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