She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
