am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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