is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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