I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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