She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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