good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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