I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
