I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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