i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come see our sink grown plant.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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