Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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