Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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