i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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