I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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