lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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