ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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