Do you still have your period?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We have started to decorate penises.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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