I hate your face
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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