drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
