My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
NoShamevember. You game?
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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