i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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