I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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