Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
MIDGETS
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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