You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I love you.
Bad choice
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