she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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