i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Randomize
