I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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