you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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