no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I would ride that face into the sunset
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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