Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
