He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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