What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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