I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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