She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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