Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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