Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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