Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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